Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Your New Year's Resolutions
1) Get a pet octopus

2) Eat more pie

3) Travel to Alaska

4) Study marine biology

5) Get in shape with spinning

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

You Were a Praying Mantis
You have the still power of a legendary warrior.
You are able to manipulate time - or at least, the perception of it.

Monday, December 29, 2008

Your Stripper Song Is
I'm a Slave 4 U by Britney Spears

"I'm a slave for you. I cannot hold it; I cannot control it.
I'm a slave for you. I won't deny it; I'm not trying to hide it."

You may seem shy, but you can let your wild side out when you want to!

Sunday, December 28, 2008

You Are Lightning
Beautiful yet dangerous
People will stop and watch you when you appear
Even though you're capable of random violence

You are best known for: your power

Your dominant state: performing

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Your Christmas Song Is "White Christmas"
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the treetops glisten,
and children listen
To hear sleigh bells in the snow

You like everything to be perfect at Christmas
And it's just not Christmas if it doesn't snow

Friday, December 26, 2008




Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With Little Wrapped Presents



You've made Santa a very happy fellow this year.

Don't worry - what happens at the North Pole stays at the North Pole!

Thursday, December 25, 2008




You Were Nice This Year!



You're an uber-perfect person who is on the top of Santa's list.

You probably didn't even *think* any naughty thoughts this year.

Unless you're a Mormon, you've probably been a little too good.

Is that extra candy cane worth being a sweetheart for 365 days straight?

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

You Are a Bright Christmas Tree
For you, the holidays are all about fun and seasonal favorites.
You are into all things Christmas, even if they're a little tacky.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

You Are a Retrospective Soul
The most misunderstood of all the soul signs.
Sometimes you even have difficulty seeing yourself as who you are.
You are intense and desire perfection in every facet of your life.
You're best described as extremely idealistic, hardworking, and a survivor.

Great moments of insight and sensitivity come to you easily.
But if you aren't careful, you'll ignore these moments and repeat past mistakes.
For you, it is difficult to separate the past from the present.
You will succeed once you overcome the disappointments in life.

Souls you are most compatible with: Traveler Soul and Prophet Soul

Monday, December 22, 2008

You Are 16% Abnormal
You are at low risk for being a psychopath. It is unlikely that you have no soul.

You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic mess.

You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.

You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.

You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.

Sunday, December 21, 2008




What Your Face Says



At first glance, people see you as warm and well-balanced.



Overall, your true self is moody and dynamic.



With friends, you seem dramatic, lively, and quick to react.



In love, you seem mysterious and interesting.



In stressful situations, you seem cheerful and optimistic.

Saturday, December 20, 2008




Your Scholastic Strength Is Evaluating



You are great at looking at many details and putting them all together.

You are talented at detecting subtle trends, accuracy, and managing change.



You should major in:



Statistics

Speech

Conflict studies

Communication

Finance

Medicine

Friday, December 19, 2008

You Should Be A Libra
What's good about you: A total charmer, you easily find friends and allies

What's bad about you: You have a secret side that's easily confused and depressed

In love: you enjoy flirting, dating, and the whole process of falling for someone

In friendship, you're: very social ... you rather be with your friends than be alone

Your ideal job: fashion designer, makeup artist, or song writer

Your sense of fashion: very feminine / masculine (depending on your gender)

You like to pig out on: sweet stuff like ice cream and french toast

Thursday, December 18, 2008




Your Hillbilly Name Is: Bobbie Jean Houston



Ain'tcha got one better'n that un

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

You Are an Espresso
At your best, you are: straight shooting, ambitious, and energetic

At your worst, you are: anxious and high strung

You drink coffee when: anytime you're not sleeping

Your caffeine addiction level: high

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Your Life Path Number is 6
Your purpose in life is to help others

You are very compassionate, and you offer comfort to those around you.
It pains you to see other people hurting, and you do all in your power to help them.
You take on responsibility, and don't mind personal sacrifice. You are the ultimate giver.

In love, you offer warmth and protection to your partner.

You often give too much of yourself, and you rarely put your own needs first.
Emotions tend to rule your decisions too much, especially when it comes to love.
And while taking care of people is great, make sure to give them room to grow on their own.

Monday, December 15, 2008

Your Inner Blood Type is Type A
You seem cool and collected, though a bit shy.
You are highly driven and a perfectionist, but that's a side you keep to yourself.
Creative and artistic, you are a very unique person who doesn't quite fit in.
People accept you more than you realize, seeing you as trustworthy and loyal.

You are most compatible with: A and AB

Famous Type A's: Britney Spears and Hilter

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Your Love Element Is Metal
In love, you inspire and respect your partner.
For you, love is all about fusing together for one incredible life experience.

You attract others with wit and a bit of flash.
Your flirting style is defined by making others want and value you.

Greatness and optimism are the cornerstones of your love life.
You may let go too easily, but you never get weighed down by your past.

You connect best with: Earth

Avoid: Fire

You and another Metal element: will control and smother each other

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Your Seduction Style: The Natural
You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen.
Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people.
You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find!
People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast.

Friday, December 12, 2008

You Are a Chocolate Martini
You're an elegant drunk, who only likes the best bars and the most expensive drinks.
A bit of a cheapskate, you're likely to mooch ten dollar drinks off both friends and strangers.

You should never: Drink and dash. You're going to get caught leaving someone with the tab!

Your ideal party: A posh celebrity party you crash, with an open bar.

Your drinking soulmates: those with a Classic Martini personality

Your drinking rivals: those with a Blueberry Martini personality

Thursday, December 11, 2008




Your Birth Month is September



Tolerant and inspirational, you are wise beyond your years.

You are universally sympathetic and a great humanitarian.



Your soul reflects: Devotion, light, and love



Your gemstone: Sapphire



Your flower: Morning Glory



Your colors: Brown and deep blue

Wednesday, December 10, 2008




You Are In a Crunch Ice Cream



The perfect combo: a completely nuts person who likes to be touched

Tuesday, December 09, 2008




You Are A Jealous Ex



You're not quite over your past, and you are hurt that your ex is moving on.

You're no longer in love, but you're not done with being pissed.

Jealous of any happiness that comes your ex's way, you still can't let go.

Monday, December 08, 2008




You Are Pumpkin Pie



Even when people are full - they make room for you.

Good or bad, your smell is most likely to arouse a man.

Sunday, December 07, 2008




You Are Lemon Meringue Pie



You're the perfect combo of sassy and sweet.

You always know how to brighten someone's mood, but you're not overly sappy.

In fact, you can be a bit too honest at times. And most people find that refreshing.

While you're always true to yourself, you keep things light. That's how people are able to stomach your slightly bitter outlook.



Those who like you have well refined tastes.

You're complicated - and let's face it - a true enigma.

You enjoy defying expectations, and there are many layers to your personality.

There's not one easy way to define you.

Saturday, December 06, 2008




You Have a Phlegmatic Temperament



Mild mannered and laid back, you take life at a slow pace.

You are very consistent - both in emotions and actions.

You tend to absorb set backs easily. You are cool and collected.



It is difficult to offend you. You can remain composed and unemotional.

You are a great friend and lover. You don't demand much of others.

While you are quiet, you have a subtle wit that your friends know well.



At your worst, you are lazy and unwilling to work at anything.

You often get stuck in a rut, without aspirations or dreams.

You can get too dependent on others, setting yourself up for abandonment.

Friday, December 05, 2008

Your Eyes Should Be Brown
Your eyes reflect: Depth and wisdom

People find you to be: Loyal, honest, and comforting

Your best trait: You are comfortable with who you are, and you don't pretend to be someone you're not

What's hidden behind your eyes: A tender heart

Thursday, December 04, 2008

The Movie Of Your Life Is An Indie Flick
You do things your own way - and it's made for colorful times.
Your life hasn't turned out how anyone expected, thank goodness!

Your best movie matches: Clerks, Garden State, Napoleon Dynamite

Wednesday, December 03, 2008

You Passed 8th Grade Science
Congratulations, you got 7/8 correct!

Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Your Heart Is Blue
Love is a doing word for you. You know it's love when you treat each other well.
You are a giving lover, but you don't give too much. You expect something in return.

Your flirting style: Friendly

Your lucky first date: Lunch at an outdoor cafe

Your dream lover: Is both generous and selfish

What you bring to relationships: Loyalty

Monday, December 01, 2008

You Were the Brainy Kid
In high school, you were acing AP classes or hanging out in the computer lab.

You may have been a bit of a geek back then, but now you're a total success!